Small operators from Khan in the UK to just about any German workshop with an engine mapping kit is selling tuning kits for the Mercedes-Benz G-Class.
And the encroachment hasn’t done much for Brabus’s mood, which is why it will debut its 850 6.0 Biturbo Widestar version of the off-roader at next week's Frankfurt motor show.
While it may seem ill-advised to anybody who has pushed a G-Wagen’s dynamic envelope, the 850 6.0 Biturbo Widestar will deliver a don’t-argue 1450Nm torque mountain and thump the five-door machine to 100km/h in four seconds.
That’s as fast as the new Mercedes-Benz C 63 AMG sedan, which muddles by on a humble 700Nm of torque, but the Brabus off-roader delivers a crunching 625kW of power on top of its torque-fest.
It tries to get around the ancient G-Wagen chassis’ dynamic deficiencies by widening the body and running on 23-inch wheels and tyres, which ought to be fun at the artificially limited 260km/h top speed Brabus boasts.
The 2550kg monster runs on forged alloy wheels and uses Brabus’s own Dynamic Ride Control suspension system, and is powered by a twin-turbo 6.0-litre V8, which has been limited to Brabus versions of the CLE, E, SL and S-Class Benzes.
Its capacity rises from the 5461cc standard AMG V8 to 5912cc (so, technically, it’s a 5.9-litre motor), and it’s filled with eight forged pistons, each with 99mm diameters, a billet crankshaft and a longer (96mm -- up from 90.5mm) stroke.
It also has new, larger turbochargers and a new exhaust system for freer breathing, plus a heat-reflecting gold foil on the intake air pipes from the intercooler to the engine.
There’s also a carbon-fibre bonnet scoop, with an (cough, cough) inconspicuous chequered-flag design, to house the air-filter and the new intake manifold.
Surprisingly, the damage to the fuel economy isn’t as bad as expected. It turns in an NEDC combined figure of 13.8L/100km, which equals 322g/km of CO2 emissions.
All this gristle hits the wheels via a seven-speed automatic transmission, then punches through a strengthened all-wheel drive system out to the widened wheels.
Pushed out by 120mm, the 11J x 23 alloys cope with Pirelli, Yokohama and Continental rubber, measuring 305/35 R23. And they’re not cheap.
It tries to manage the wayward (at least at speed) G-Wagen chassis via a Ride Control system developed around Bilstein’s two-stage adjustable dampers.
The wildest ever G-Class features a typically expensive interior, including the powered seats from the S-Class limousine in the rear, with the occupants also getting power-retractable tables.
There’s also a WLAN router and a 4G modem to connect the car to the internet.