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Carsales Staff10 Jan 2007
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The Ottos: not the Oscars, nor even Car of the Year

Manufacturers' PR departments are in full spin mode highlighting their respective marques' performances as the 2006 sales stats are digested. CarPoint's Otto Insider has his own spin on the results - the Otto Awards

Words -- Otto Insider

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Ladies and Gentlemen... Forget about market share and thousands of units shifted, welcome to the first annual 'Ottos', the nation's online automotive night of nights where we reveal the 'real' sales success stories of the year just past.

Pull up a slab, grab an abacus, and set credulity to one side...

The 'I didn't know they even had electricity' Award
For the brands that pulled the most ingenious product-sourcing tricks in the book in 2006... Not content with craftsman-built motor vehicles out of Poland, Turkey and Portugal (European countries with a fine reputation for carmaking stretching back, well, a few hours at least), in 2006 the Aussie car industry has managed to slip cars from Argentina, Taiwan and (drum roll if you please) the Slovak Republic, under the Australian Coast Guard's radar.

The 'Don't worry it's only a flesh wound' Award
With 53,392 sales, Nissan slid from sixth to seventh on the brand leaderboard. In passenger sales it had an even thinner time in 2006 thanks to the Tiida not winning hearts as quickly as Dandenong had hoped.

Possibly the female buyer revolt can be traced to the Sex in the City 'star' imported to do the spruiking. Does your mother/grandmother really want to drive a car associated with such dubious double entendres? (That's a rhetorical question.)

Maxima too, slunk off into the corner.

For the number crunchers, Nissan's total passenger sales amounted to 14,541. Thank goodness the tradies still love Navara, all 14,362 of them.

The 'Don't mention the war' Award
Narrowly missing out on our first award of the evening, with the sudden demise of its Chinese import business aimed at delivering booted Polos (no market apparently, just ask Toyota's Yaris sedan salesmen, not), Volkswagen takes the award for the full line passenger sales improver of the year -- with 17,796 sales (contrast Nissan, above).

VW has been quietly creaming the market in 2006, with Golf still well above par, plenty of thrust from the new Jetta, and the previously passé Passat now reinvigorated with extra 'bigness.' Next target? Subaru...

The 'Who? Us?' Award
Disastrous results for Toyota in the sportscar segment will not overshadow its modest 22.2 per cent of the total market -- being the biggest-selling passenger brand, dominating the odd mass-market segment and all but outselling the Broady Boys two to one!

Mind you there's still one major mountain to climb: best-selling model. Currently a little known nameplate from Holden holds a mere 10,300 unit lead over the Corolla. Now, if they could get a rear-drive V6 into the jigger, it'd be in with a chance.

The 'Who pimped my brand?' Award
No prizes for guessing this winner: Chrysler and the 300C. When black and blinged, it doesn't need to trouble the chop shop to look hot and cool. Sadly, the most obvious extra is not even on the options list: A snow maker/dispenser. Maybe the Mount Buller dealer will oblige?

Special Mention in Dispatches:
Holden Statesman/Caprice twins for shaking their booty like never before.
Special Mention in the Death notices: Ford LTD.

The 'Swedish car of the year' Award
Unfortunately this award will not be presented this year. The result was too close to call with Saab securing 1605 passenger market registrations and Volvo 1648. Just how many of these registrations were to Holden and Ford executives and their wives is not known. Judges did contemplate the Ford Focus XR5 for this award.

Note from Parent: A whopping 1699 XC90s; more than the passenger car total sold by Volvo in 2006.

The 'Get 'em while they're hot' Award
Skyrocketing petrol prices ain't a gas to Aussie battlers nor barristers, so diesel got a good dose of the spin-doctors' Magimix in '06.

From tiny city cars to the most luxurious of limousines, DERV was the driver and 15,790 passenger sales the result-- most of which were adorned with VW Golf TDI badges.

Torque was not cheap though: on a percentage basis the diesel premium was less on luxo barges than shopping trolleys. BMW bagged the most upmarket diesel buyers, market-wide, with 75 per cent more sales than Benz, the dowager of distillate distributors. Even Jaguars now sup from the oily cup.

The 'Where'd our market share go?' Award
Remember Daewoo? Well, who would? It seems Hyundai and Kia are now arguing the toss over which South Korean carmaker can shed more sales in a year -- Hyundai dropped 5.3 per cent of its passenger share and Kia 4.1 per cent.

Blame our booming economy if you will and our Cashed Up Bogans. For the record, Hyundai is only down 3.1 per cent across all segments but Kia's overall drop is a shuddering 17.9 per cent.

The 'Aces High' Award
This brings us to our next Award... Kia's woes can undoubtedly be directed at the untimely demise of the popular Pregio tin van, whose gutsy diesel engine was a mite too smokey for our 2006 clean air laws.

Guess who has an ace in the hole now? Hint: Kia Pregio 2005 sales: 3592; 2006 (2005-plated) sales 428. Toyota HiAce sales 2005: 6050; 2006 sales 8465.

The 'Licensed to spin' Award
It's Christmas and, of course, Bond is back, in yet another impossibly beautiful Aston Martin for yet another impossibly unbelievable romp.

Astons used to be fast, expensive and rare. Now they're just fast and (comparatively) not that expensive. You'll not search long to find 111 of the blighters clogging the avenues of Double Bay and Toorak where just about any old Johnny English can kerb exquisite 19-inch alloys twice daily.

With 91.4 per cent sales growth in 2006, Aston is truly 'Licensed to Spin'.

Special mention in dispatches: Volvo, with 83 per cent growth. Could be the lure of the Yamaha-sourced V8 or the new oiler in the XC90.

The 'Bring out your dead' Award
To borrow (further) from the immortal lines from Monty Python: "I'm not dead yet..." congratulations are extended to Peugeot 206 for keeping 1525 Aussies entertained in fine style in 2006 -- a mere eight years on from launch and no sign of stalling. The 406 would be proud of you. But it is dead. Just.

Special Mention in Dispatches: Saab 9-5, Suzuki Jimny and Ssangyong Musso. And while we're at it, The 'Six Feet Under' Award for services to Formaldehyde goes to 1405 Aussies who bought Jeep Wranglers (b. 1996) and 153 Land Rover Defenders (b. 1948).

The 'Code Blue' and the 'Bravery under fire' Joint Award
Vale MG Rover -- it won't be troubling the scorers ever again. Nor Daihatsu. Sharing the dishonourable discharge, the Oxygen Bandits of 2006 are Morgan and Maybach with sales down 50 per cent and 66.7 per cent respectively. Yet Morgan outsold Maybach two to one. Literally. Good show (not).

Special Mention in Dispatches: Roll-Royce for growing by 20 per cent to 12 deliveries (that's 12:1 over the Maybach, in case you were wondering).

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